I don’t think about the Pope often, but with him in the U.S. I am curious and have some questions. Can anyone give me some answers?
- That Pope outfit is hot; is it available at L.L. Bean?
- Does the Pope communicate with God on his Blackberry or is he still using the old fashion prayer method?
- Other than wanting to overpopulate the planet, what is the Pope’s position on global warming?
- Who would win a healing cage match, Benny Hinn or the Pope?
- Has the Pope ever had an orgasm?
- Is the Pope 100% human or is he some percentage god?
- What ever happened to that meatless Friday thing that was popular when I was younger?
- Any chance the Pope will be questioned by authorities now that he is on U.S. soil?
Don’t forget the special pope chair. The pope has to sit in a special chair where is scrotum hangs down. A hallway on the the other side of the chair allow the voting cardinals to check the popes goods. Eunuchs are not allowed to be popes.